Men In Black 3

Honestly this was one of the hardest ‘reviews’ I’ve ever tried to ‘write’. This film left little to no impression on me. It isn’t bad enough to mock endlessly (thanks, Battleship!) and it is no where near good enough to bother mentioning its merits. Plus I’m like super busy doing other things, so I thought I’d just write down my thoughts on a post-it. It’s a blue post-it and that makes me happy.

If you haven’t seen the trailer already here’s the plot: Agent J (Will Smith) goes back in time to save present day Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) from being murdered by this gross evil guy with like totally gross hands you guys (so gross). While in the past, J meets 1969 K (Josh Brolin) and they fight some aliens to save the earth and each other and also Emma Thompson is there.

This isn’t a ‘bad’ movie, it just isn’t very good. There are definitely some people who will enjoy themselves while watching it, and that’s really great for them. I mean just swell.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Ugh, whatever. See it if you want…

Not so much ‘out-of-this-world’ as it is ‘astronomically blah’ Men In Black 3 is out in cinemas Thursday 24th.